Former frontman Hazyjay exposed as a musician monitor

Former front man and co founder of the cover rock band Stupid Dragon, Hazyjay has been exposed as not an actual musician, but a musician monitor. Someone who plays a musician on stage, but actually identifies an actual musician and worships them by ritual blood sacrifice. According to his former band mate, CEO current drummer guitarist, creator of music Kirk Cuddy, “Now the band is 100% musicians, without that clown”.”Now Stupid Dragon has reached Rock Gods status”