Chuck Ward, a miserable musician, but decent dancer has been found alive.
Family members reported him missing during setup for the Ward’s annual gathering. Mr. Ward was assigned several jobs around the property when Mrs Ward noticed him missing along with the family cat, Hair-Ass. Known to take unsanctioned naps they first searched the couches, bedrooms and other napping areas. Nothing was found except an unsmoked cigar and a Walther PPK. The FBI (Fred, Bubba and Irving) were contacted and a massive search ensued.
Mr. Ward was found alive near the back fence talking with the neighbors cows. When asked why his response was, “well, cows are damn good listeners”.
*this is a stupid prank*