Ft Benning Soldier Crime Boss caught!

Local and federal LEO’s swooped in Friday afternoon and arrested SFC Aaron Lefeat. LeFeat is suspected of being the head of a criminal organization known as the “C.L.I.T.” As you can imagine every time the law thought they had him, he slipped through their fingers. The “CLIT Commander” was quoted as saying ” I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you’ll see this fucking face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Not this little fuck none of you little fucks out there. I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little fuck. Then I rub my nose with it.” Stay tuned as we bring you more on this story.