Greer, SC Man Arrested in Organized Crime Bust….

Greer, SC native 42 year old Michael E Garrett was arrested Friday afternoon in a raid by a joint task force consisting of state/local authorities, as well as the FBI “Organized Crime” Division. Special Agent In Charge – William Huber has confirmed that Mr Garrett was involved in the manufacture and distribution of schedule I, III, & IV narcotics, sex trafficking, illegal gambling, and a long list of other offenses that violate both State and Federal RICO statutes. Authorities suspect Mr Garret of heading an organized crime syndicate that has dealings in North/South Carolina, Georgia, and Florida. Mr Garrett was detained as he arrived home from a business trip. Authorities stated that Mr Garrett’s spouse Amanda M Garrett will not be facing any charges related to her husbands arrest. Mr Garrett is being held w/out bond at the Spartanburg Co Sheriff’s and will be arraigned on Wednesday July 5 before a Federal Judge in Spartanburg SC.

Syke…. you just got pranked.