Lorry drivers are set to receive free access to women of questionable morals in truckstops across the country from next week. Campaign founder Craig Lyon hailed it as a victory for common sense. “About time too, us tangs are running flat oot keeping the nation moving. The least we are entitled to is a special cuddle now and then”. Women’s rights crusader and all right good guy Michael Middleton refused to comment on the speculation calling it a travesty and an abuse of sandwich making abilities.
Hgv drivers to receive free sex in truckstops
