Howie Mandell Hospitalized

Howie Mandell was recently hospitalized after shaking hands with Howard Stern. Stern said he had recently done several interviews including one with an EX-pornstar and the head of the KKK. Reports of the incident say that Mr. Mandell went into a frenzy and started rolling around screaming that he was on fire. Later tests revealed that Mr. Mandell had contracted about 12 STDs from Mr. Stern’s hand. Doctors were forced to amputate.