21 Year old Zach Maronde has been found unresponsive in his home after he had allegedly jerked off to death, the room was caked in seman and so was Maronde, it took several hours for a rescue team to get close to Maronde. When they got close enough they noticed an empty bottle of viagra, sources say he had just got done with a break up that lead him to buying a pornhub premium, friends reportedly saw this coming when Maronde posted “lol pornhub premium is the shit, I could just beat my dick into a coma” if proper measures were taken we could of avoided this incident, Maronde was last seen being air lifted to Cuba where they plan to just drop his body off and leave.
Illinois Man Zach Maronde Masturbates To Death
