Local beach enthusiast Angela Haraldsen is a regular weekend paddle boarder and this weekend she stayed hydrated the wrong way. Haraldsen was seen paddling in circles and what appeared to be several failed attempts at “paddle yoga” and this prompted lifeguards to investigate. While guards approached Haraldsen, she assumed the personality of a shark by screaming at the guards “I is a shark and I bite!”, and so she tried. Lifeguards immediately returned to shore and immediately called authorities…
Indian River Sheriffs arrest paddle boarder for DUI
