Internet Personality Jonathan Chad Alley Charged With Drug Trafficking

Rock Hill – York County sheriff’s deputies are in search of a local internet personality Jonathan Chad Alley who goes by “Gordo Loco”. Alley is on the run, and drives a gold colored Hummer. It is believed he has 20lbs of crystal meth on his person.

Update: Jonathan Chad Alley has been detained by YCSD. And you have been pranked.