Today a late 40s gay man was charged for animal rape in Massachusetts. The victim…. his chickens. Police rolled up to him on the side of the road as his ford was broken down. Not only did his gay lime green car stand out but they smelled whack ass pot coming from it. When they went to the window to ask him for identification, they found a chicken in his lap and his penis inside. Cops were amazed that the chicken wasnt making a sound due to the fact that the penis was very small. When asked why he was doing that, his response was “my life sucks and he was high and he wished he was as awesome as chris harrison” the police took the chicken off his dick and took him into custody. The police did a cavity search and found 5 butt plugs in his ass, and they believe they were stolen because the name on the plugs were property of lisette. further information is available on the chicken pedophiles website.
Jason powell charged for raping chickens in his lime green ford fiesta
