Jeff French of Cedarville, NJ Wins Power Ball

Jeff French of Cedarville, NJ Wins Power Ball.
Although he didn’t win the “power ball” lottery he was still happy to have won the prestigious Power Ball sucking contest. When we asked Mr. French how he felt, he said “you know, I was born with this Micheal Stranhan gap between my front 2 teeth. I was picked on and bullied growing up. I almost went as far as seen a dentist, but thankfully I didn’t. Come to find out I can create a much stronger suction, which helped me win this ball sucking contest”
Congrats Jeff French of Cedarville, NJ! You my friend can suck on my balls any day!
-Keith Fauver
Journalist from the – Toilet Paper