Kansas State to cancel football season

Kansas State athletic spokeswoman Jane Reily released a statement saying that the wildcat football program is cancelling their season for the upcoming season. She declined to say wether or not the lack of national championships had anything to do with it! An undisclosed source said that they believe Bill Snyder was recently diagnosed with a condition they are calling mediocrity!! Coach Snyder said he was sick of fans believing they were worth a crap when they beat up on division 2 schools!! Except North Dakota State which actually beat them in Manhattan!! In other news the debate team is looking really good this year!