Bryan wernick,was arrested early Friday morning morning after police were called to his residence in Lake mary, FL.
Wernick , 32, refused to open the door for local officials, who were responding to a report of ‘loud music’ and ‘yelling’ coming from within the home.
Police breeched the door less than an hour later, only to find Mr. Wernick asleep on his kitchen table.
Authorities were surprised to find over 72 ounces of seman and a loaded semi automatic rifle.
The rifle was recovered from another bedroom located within the residence. The Seman were found inside Wernick’s rectum, conveniently shaped like a dildo
After talking to his close friend and companion he wasn’t suprised Mr figz did mention him having problems putting stuff up his rectum