Rory maguire from omagh pleaded guilty to driving without using his bald head to think about cows crossing the road at a gap on the cookstown road near kildress he was baffled when police asked him what he was thinking about in reply Mr Maguire said ” are you of ur tree sir it’s the fucking transfer window and Liverpool just signed van diky ye fuckin wing nut 🥜 ” the defendant was then arrested for driving wile under the influence of jack daniels