Kingsport man wanted on indecent exposure charges!!

Local Kingsport man is wanted for breaking a entering and masturbation charges. 35 yearold Jon Reed…has a long track record of masterbation. Starting when he was younger.
Reed, is accused of breaking into his mother’s kingsport home around 4pm on Monday.
One eye witness says Reed told her he was ” THE HANDIE MAN”…
“I’ve never seen anyone masterbate that quick eye witnesses said”….
” I blinked and it was over”…
The governor ask ppl to please keep your windows locked…and toilet seat down…as this may deter this bathroom bandit.