Kinmundy Man wanted for questioning

Local man is facing charges of misconduct of promises to aide and assist his wife with overwhelming amount of chores. Apparently he left the scene of the crime but obviously didn’t touch anyhing. Witnesses say his teenage son also co-conspired with Landes in promises to assist his father with the disaster but left the scene after only unloading the diswasher. Woman is distraught and currently seeking outside resources for disaster relief efforts. Man is facing partial home confinement and at least 5 hours of chores to be completed and restitution to be paid by taking wife out on a date of her choice. Sources say they were shocked to hear such disturbing acts in their small community. They also noted how amazing Landes’ wife is and hope she gets justice. Other sources recommended the hiring of a part time housekeeper to avoid any future complications!