Kokomo man found to be the cause of the spread of the highly contagious”AMAZING DISEASE”

Jeff Carpenter has been tested and it is 100 positive he is “patient zero” in the spread of this disease. The symptoms are uncontrollable laughter, extremely high self esteem, euphoric enjoyment of life, and in some cases immature behaior at approiate times. If u should come in contact with Mr. Carpenter there is no need for testing you are infected. If infected do something spontaneous and fun, enjoy the AMAZINGNESS, interact with others and share the disease. We expect an Amazing pandemic. Other symptoms include abnormally high flatulance, the ability to not give a “damn”, and strong enjoyment of alcoholic beverages.. This reporter needs to schedule an interview with Mr.Carpenter.