Liberal millennials poured out of the Dickasoreass doldo factory just outside of Los Angeles, CA when they discovered their owner was going to make a production run of red white and blue patriotic butt plugs.
“It is an outrage!” Jeff Maloney said as he was walking out protest
“I’ll never let a red white and blue butt plug in me ever!” Shouted Blake Blowman.
I hope all will ponder this 4th of July and think of who to tag that wants a red white and blue buttplug experience!