Local Bartender “Missy” arrested on allegations of poising a annoying bar patron

After years of dealing with a crabby man day after day. Melissa monks finally got her revenge on the screaming keno player named randy. She slipped birth control pills into his Budweisers every day for the past 6 months. It wasn’t until today that law enforcement put two and two together. When Randy was hospitalized with swollen breasts and an even higher pitched voice.