After years of dealing with a crabby man day after day. Melissa monks finally got her revenge on the screaming keno player named randy. She slipped birth control pills into his Budweisers every day for the past 6 months. It wasn’t until today that law enforcement put two and two together. When Randy was hospitalized with swollen breasts and an even higher pitched voice.
In the words of skeiba “COMEEEE ONNNNNNN” you know this ain’t real