Local Chef almost arrested for illegal butter gun

Police were notified of a dispute that was apparently caused over repeatedly saying the number 12. Barnum said he “finally snapped” after months of verbal abuse from his coworkers adding extra L’s to the end of every word that rhymes with and including the word 12. Barnum then stated the butter gun was already cocked and loaded and proceeded to cover everyone with butter as he laughed hysterically, and found him self in a Tony Montana pose. Local Pokémon Go player Danny Turnquist cried out ” Nooooo not my Pokémon shirt!” And proceeded to shoot back with clarified butter barely making Barnum flinch an eyelash. The police left taking Joe Cherwinski into custody for being the instigator. Cherwinski is currently awaiting trial and his bail has been set as Twelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllve dollars.