Patrick Curry of Cypress Texas is currently being held by police after breaking into Marwin’s home and raiding his underwear drawer. Police say Marwin came home today after their 6-1 victory over the Oakland A’s to find Patrick raiding his underwear drawer. Patrick then decided to wear a pair of boxers around his head as he fled he scene.
Once patrick was found, they later discovered a secret home in his house with massive amounts of Marwin memorabilia, including a “hair doll” compiled of nothing but Marwin’s hair, multiple newspaper articles with hearts drawn around Marwin, and multiple bottles of empty lotion and cleanex. Patrick is being held on a 5 million dollar bail without bond.