Local Detroit Man Arrested For “Dragging a b@*%¢” his account of the events

The petty is real today in Detroit. One local man had had enough. This all happened at a local McDonalds on Detroit’s NW side. Apparently local Detroit native Stannis Idleburg asked for bacon to be added to his filet o fish sandwich and the clerk seemed all too disgusted with the request. Her alleged response was “You think you really need to add bacon to a fish sandwich?” In turn Mr. Idleburg wasted no time snatching the clerk over the counter following his response of “McScuse me bitch!” This was all caught on surveillance and witnesses say they had never seen anything like this. One elderly woman had this to say, “It’s a shame, just a damn shame.”