Local division manager of failing financial services company breaks chicken mcnugget eating record

In one of the greatest feats in history, Jason Phillips of Cheshire smashed the McDonald’s chicken mcnugget eating record with ease on a warm summer day in North Haven CT. The previous record of 155 nuggets eaten in one sitting was eclipsed by Phillips, who annihilated 195 during a manager’s conference call from 1-5 pm. The local McDonald’s had to shit down temporarily but resumed business a few hrs later.