Local Fire Captain Arrested for Assaulting Police Officer

A Converse Fire Captain was arrested last night after asualting a Converse Police officer in a local donut shop. Sources say the Captain Joshua Everetts was in the Dounut shop located in the 9000 block of FM 78 purchasing breakfast for his children when the police officer came in and pushed him aside to get the last glazed dounut. Everetts popped the pig in the face and told him to raise the fuck up while popping him in the nut sack with his boot. Everetts was released without incident after the officer refused to press charges against “his daddy”. City officials apologized to the Captain for everything the officer did wrong and charges were dropped.