It’s no surprise that this local Cocoa, Florida man is wanted and on the loose again. The last time a warrant was issued was back in 2015 when the supsect stole 22 overly large dildos from a nearby adult store “Hot and Horny.” They recovered 21 of them after possessing a search warrant for his mommas nutz in my face. Police say one dildo in particular was molded from a Clydesdales dick.
Authorities say he’s in deeper than ever (pun intended)