Local Greenfield man sucks at everything

In a nice cozy neighborhood in Greenfield indiana lives a man that sucks at everything. Alex Freeman is his name, and man o man is he terrible. He is often seen mowing his corner lot yard, which is the first lot you see when turning into the neighborhood, which is unfortunate because it always looks like crap. You can also see him grilling out quite often ,where he always burns the chicken. Also his golf game sucks, and he looks funny. He can’t even drink beer. He should give up on life.