Local Homosexual Biker on Robbery Spree

Local Lewisville man Aaron Harris AKA Knuckles Deep, has been caught on a robbery spree. Charged with robbing defenseless men of their sperm, he is in the Oak Lawm City Jail charged with 132 counts of Aggravated Dick Sucking with the Intent to Swallow, 323 counts of Aggravated Robbery of Genitalia Fluid. Detectives are now getting a warrant to access the evidence located in his stomach and anal cavity.
Attorney Ivan Yackinoff for Aaron Harris is looking to make a plea bargain with the District Attorney stating his client is looking forward to serving his time in prison.
The weapon seized from the suspects home is in the above picture. Suspect is labeled as the most dangerous and ruthless criminal without firing a shot.