Local Houston Woman, banned from Taqueria

Yvette Andrejczak, Wife of Paul Andrejczak and Mother of four, was thrown out of a local Houston Taqueria restaurant, last night. Her Husband was a bit shocked, and worried, when his wife, of almost 14 years, told him at about 6:00 pm, on a School night, “I need to sing,” and sped out of the driveway.
Manager, Jose Feliciano, of “Loco Lounge,” told Police officer, Adam Peak, that they had had, quite enough of Mrs. Andrejczak’s Karaoke singing, and her stage stealing, was appalling. Feliciano states that, after all of the karaoke, Mrs. Andrejczak, ate bottomless bowls of chips and salsa, and drank many glasses of water. He just couldn’t take it anymore. When he had asked her, to leave the restaurant, and never return again, she simply answered, “Thank you for allowing me to express myself through song, relieve a little stress, as well as eat, free, bottomless bowls of chips and salsa. Adios! And then she left without a trace. When Mr. Peak, realized that Mrs. Andrejczak’s offense was not as serious as the Manager had mentioned, he asked her what she had learned from this experience. Her answer was “I’ve learned that I need to drink more water before singing, for so many hours, and that I should have ordered some free guacamole!