Loves Park, IL (23 News) – When questioned by reporters upon learning of receiving “Asshole of the Decade” award, Kai Loema stated; “get the f**k out of my face before a kick your teeth down your neck”!
Being pressed for comment, Mr. Loema seemingly “blacked out” and proceeded to choke the reporter using what appeared to be an electrical cord until officers from the Loves Park Police Department and Illinois State Police were able to take Mr. Loema into custody.
Sgt. Stedenko of the LPPD states; “Mr. Loema was clearly out of control when we arrived on the scene”.
He continues; “members of the police department and the ISP were forced to use an array of tasers, pepper spray and other non-lethal means to subdue Mr. Loema”.
Mr. Loema is being held without bond at the Winnebago County Courthouse.
He is presumed innocent until proven guilty (although he was awarded Asshole of the Decade award….he’ll likely remain incarcerated).
Okay…maybe this was all made up bullshit (kinda). Hahahahaha!!!