Liam Moore (20) was arrested early Wednesday morning after police were called to his home in Aberdeen
Moore,refused to open the door for local officers, who were responding to a report of ‘loud music’ and ‘shouting’ coming from within the property.
Police breeched the door less than an hour later, only to find Mr. Moore asleep on his kitchen table.
Authorities were surprised to find over 72 ounces of cocaine and a loaded semi automatic rifle.
The rifle was recovered from a bedroom located within the property. The class A drugs, were found inside Moore’s rectum, conveniently shaped like a dick.
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