Local Man arrested for attacking another man who mocked slain Prince Harambe

Jason Newland was arrested Last Friday night for beating another man senseless, for mocking and laughing at the death of folk hero, and Prince Harambe.

Witnesses say that Jason saw a picture of a gorilla on tv and commented that he misses Harambe. The man Jason attacked, “Dick” stood and reportedly called Jason dumb, got in his face and laughed, and called Harambe “just a dumb gorilla”

This apparently made Jason very mad. Witnesses say he stood up, walked over to “Dick”, and slapped him with his shoe. Knocking “Dick” in the dirt. “Dick”, witnesses say, started rolling in the dirt and screaming like a “bitch”.

Jason was arrested for assault, and was transported to the Franklin County Sheriffs Office for booking. He was released on bond and is awaiting a court hearing, where he is expected to have all charges dropped

The man he assaulted has no balls, and is a bitch.

Jason is a savage!!!