Local Cedar Park man, Ronnie Piper, was arrested for being too sexy at a local pool. Piper was walking around, strutting his stuff, making the ladies “wet”. Husbands were asking him repeatedly to put his shirt back on, because he made them look bad. Mr. Piper then took a lead pipe(or the one between his legs, authorities are still unclear) and beat a man to death with it. He has been booked in the Travis County jail for being too sexy, and murder with his pipe.