Local man arrested for mowing grass at 3:00 a.m.

South New Jersey-
Local man was arrested for mowing his grass tomorrow night at 3:00 a.m. Police said neighbors will report that a man known only as “Dr.Crumb” will be dressed like a pirate and singing Lady Gaga songs. Neighbors Say this isn’t gonna be the first time. Just next week he’ll be arrested for giving “Wet Willys” in Walmart. Dr. Crumb will be booked and processed in leau of $2.47 bail.