Washington County officials arrested Jason Pocorus (29) on Thursday evening for murdering four neighbors in cold blood.
A witness (who has asked to remain anonymous out of fear) tells us Mr. Pocorus was washing his truck and playing very loud heavy metal music when neighbors approached him to turn it down. When Mr. Pocorus failed to comply quickly, his four neighbors became irate and a screaming match ensued.
When one of the neighbors attempted to punch Mr. Pocorus, he “knocked him cold”.
Apparently fearing for his safety, Mr. Pocorus then reached into his truck and retrieved a Mossberg 12 gage assault style shotgun and killed each of his confronters at point-blank range.
Authorities say that Mr. Pocorus will be released from custody on Friday morning, due to the fact that THIS ENTIRE STORY IS #FAKENEWS!!!
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