Local man defies all odds and turns 100 years old!

Hamburg local man has turned 100 years old today defying all odds against him. Ronnie Wright, a local resident of Ashley county for the past 100 years has terrorized all the women within a 50 mile radius of Hamburg! The local people of Ashley county have mostly described Ronnie as an upstanding citizen but for some of his close friends they say he can be quite an asshole at times. Even at that, they too say that he is an ok guy. The people of Hamburg, with the help of his best friends have all come together to wish him a happy birthday and to present him with a customized walker so that he can continue his quest terrorizing the women till his next birthday!