An east Kentucky Native has hit the big time. Jason Woods, male model, entrepreneur, super genius, and all around good guy was seen yesterday holding back a vicious attack dog from mangling a defenseless stuffed bear. “Woobie” as the bear is known, was no match for the maniac West Highland Terrier named “Gary”. Woobie’s friends and family have confirmed that “had it not been for that gorgeous spectacle of a man name Jason, Woobie would be no more”, another eye witness described Woobies injuries as non-life threatening, but that woobies would “probably not squeak again”.
Since the attack all of the stuffed animals, two frayed knots, and one glowing ball have all been sequestered in a safe location for their own protection. The whereabouts of “Gary the terrible” (as he is known in certian circles) is unknown, but he is rumored to be somewhere in North Carolina, lurking. Stay tuned for more updates as they become available.