Local man Raises funds for new vagina

Rick Sher of Branford, CT. Has been putting in hours going door to door to collect money to live his lifelong dream of having a vagina of his own. After just two weeks of knocking on doors he has raised enough and is scheduled for surgery this week.
“I’m so thankful for the great people of my
Community” a tearful Sher said. It was the last donation of 5,000.00 from an elderly neighbor, George Glass of Branford that enabled Mr. Sher to afford his new cookie. The short, slender Mr. Glass said that he was happy to help out. Sher has promised to oaunit forward by using said vagina to help other members of the community any way he can.