Local famous Homosexual, Taylor Rochford, was arrested early Wednesday morning after police were called to his residence in South Beach, Florida
Rochford, 15, refused to open the door for local officials, who were responding to a report of ‘loud gay sex noises’ coming from within the home.
Police breeched the door less than an hour later, only to find Mr. Rochford asleep on his kitchen table.
Authorities were surprised to find over 72 ounces of cocaine and a loaded rifle as well as a semi automatic single stack M&P Shield with what seems to be the initials “B.C” inscribed on the side.
The rifle was recovered from another bedroom located within the residence. The schedule 1 narcotics were found inside Rochfords rectum, conveniently shaped like a dick.
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