Local man wanted for impersonating Deadmou5

Barrie, Ontario: Local Barrie resident Darren Castonguay is being sought for copyright infringement by Toronto DJ Deadmou5. Deadmou5 through his lawyers has brought a cease and desist order against Darren who has a local business called L & M Autobody. Darren seemingly for the past few years has impersonated DJ Deadmou5 at local events such as the Santa Clause parade, paint on his 2007 Chevy truck, decals throughout a 2005 Bayliner 265 boat located at “G dock” in the Barrie marina, wearing a copied Deadmou5 helmet while intoxicated and whistling profusely at overweight elderly residents walking the boardwalk. The lawyer for DJ Deadmou5 hopes that Darren will remove all copyrighted articles and act like a proper 45 yr old man instead of looking to gain fame mascarading as his client. An AA meeting for Darren will be added to the order.