Local man was found covered in Peanut Butter sleeping in the park tunnel

Earlier today Decatur Police found a man covered in Peanut Butter sleeping in a Playground Tunnel in the Decatur Area. When woken up, the man claimed he was covered in Peanut Butter due for his love of squirrels. He stated that he just wanted to find a pet squirrel to love and cherish. The man exclaimed, “what better place to find a squirrel rather than a park?” Police said it was unnecessary to arrest the man due to how he didn’t bring harm to anyone or himself, he just wanted a new pet. So they helped the man find a squirrel. But here’s the shocking part about this situation ………….