Local man wins 100k on lottery ticket found on the ground

Local Indiana native Joseph “Joey” Lambert walked into a local swiftys gas station where he was going to buy some cigarettes, gas, and crack cocaine, when he reached in his pocket and realized he forgot his cash. The man then went outside to look in his badass Lincoln Towncar when he noticed an unscratched lottery ticket laying on the ground. He bent over to pick it up and was approached from behind and then fondled by a woman he later claimed to be a “crackwhore” who offered him a good time for a cigarette and a fountain pop. Joseph who said he would of agreed to the deal was upset because he remembered he forgot his money. So Joseph unfortunately had to refuse her public service. Joseph then decided to scratch his balls and then the lottery ticket and realized he won one hundred thousand dollars. He quickly then yelled fuck yeah and fuck you, cuz ur dumbass just got pranked.