Local Jewish man Matthew Moses Ditkowsky was named Slob of the Year for North America.
The Hoboken resident frequents events in North Jersey, NYC, and the Jersey Shore.
Though unavailable for interview, Ditkowsky, 28 years old, is quoted as saying, “this isn’t even a real thing, stop calling me for a quote.”
Jets season ticket holder Margaret Rosenblum shared a story about and encounter at the Meadowlands this past year. “It was terrible” , said Rosenblum, ” he was shouting homophobic and racist slurs. He could barely open his eyes.”
Reports of similiar instances have been flowing in. One source who wrote in under the pseudonym Zyan Rulpa, claims Ditkowsky often sleeps on his bathroom floor.
A Hoboken bartender who spoke to us on the condition of anonymity said Ditkowsky often comes orders several Bacardi and diets and leaves no tip.
The JJJ would like to congratulate Matt on this prestigous award.