Local man Zac Bach sets world record!!!

Local man Zac Bach has broken a world record for visiting the E.R. on 387 different occasions in a 3 month period. Zac has mainly reported the reason for his visits has been homosexual tendencies and erectile disfunction. Hospital staff have come to know him as limpy the gay guy. This reporter has learned that Mr. Bach also left a trail of poop through the hospital on one visit because he shat his pants.