Local Middleburg man wanted for homosexual prostitution

Local Middleburg man Shawn Adam Morris is being sought by the C.C.S.O for prostitution and exposing himself in the mens restroom of truckstops. Our sources have also uncovered that this man is a carrier of every S.T.D known to man. The public is being asked to be vigilant and do not approach this man, he has been known to carry cylindrical weapons in his anal cavity.