Local Monticello Man In Hot Water

Reports out of Monticello, Illinois which is home to approximately 5,000 people that there’s a specific individual bringing the town’s reputation down. Byron Hibbs, who reportedly grew up in the small quaint town has been making a lot of noise amongst residents. Despite lack of criminal record, the word around town is that he’s a dangerous, unstable man who’s had his struggles with addiction since returning from his active duty contract with the U. S. Army. Early reports from friends and neighbors are saying that “he used to be dope as fuck… But since he turned to dope, he’s unpredictable.” We at Channel 23 news interviewed one of his neighbors, Drew Dunham who told us “We used to be BFFLs, but ever since his girlfriend Ashley Riddle brought up his lethal military background and made my wife go get an order of protection… Things haven’t been the same.”

Our reporters attempted to speak with Byron’s girlfriend Ashley, but she was unable to be located. The only description we have of Ms. Riddle is that she is the sexiest woman in the world.

Channel 23 will continue to update this story as developments are made.