Local musician arrested drugs and adult toys found -Maryville Times

Local musician and frontman for the Southbound band, Randy Woody, was arrested at his home on Wednesday. Blount County sherrifs deputies as well as Maryville Police responded to a call of a drunken nude man standing in the middle of Lamar Alexander Pkwy holding a guitar. When officers arrived, reports say Woody ran into his residence and barricaded the door. After several hours officers were finally to get into the residence through an unlocked back door. When officers entered they found what appeared to be 8 ounces of methamphetamine hidden inside a large pink vibrator shaped like a mans penis. Woody was found asleep on his sofa, draped in a rainbow flag. Officers reported he was holding a Florida Georgia line CD in one hand and a bottle of peach schnapps in the other hand. The stereo was said to have been blaring Luke Bryan at full volume. Woody was transported to Blount County Detention Center where he is currently being held while awaiting his bond hearing. If any of you would like to help with his bail, take your dumb ass to Club 8380 and see Chris Moon. He is organizing the fundraiser for Woody.