Michael Wall set what is seemingly an unbeatable world record today. Mr Wall is the first black man to fit over 300 post it notes in his anus with ” We WUZ KANGS” written on them. We managed to get an interview with this world renowned racist. This is what had to say:
Channel 23: ” Mr Wall, how do you feel knowing your name will be remembered forever?”
Wall: ” We WUZ KANGS”
Channel 23: “Sir, we are quite aware of this as it is the only thing you have said to us more than 100 times now.”
Wall: ” Listen you so called white bitch, WE…WUZ..KANGS..”
When we asked if 300 sticky notes was enough to hold the record forever he replied “Well, i had over 500 up there but they kept falling out. Im determined to set the bar higher”
More details tonight at 10