Local racist sets world record

Michael Wall set what is seemingly an unbeatable world record today. Mr Wall is the first black man to fit over 300 post it notes in his anus with ” We WUZ KANGS” written on them. We managed to get an interview with this world renowned racist. This is what had to say:

Channel 23: ” Mr Wall, how do you feel knowing your name will be remembered forever?”
Wall: ” We WUZ KANGS”
Channel 23: “Sir, we are quite aware of this as it is the only thing you have said to us more than 100 times now.”
Wall: ” Listen you so called white bitch, WE…WUZ..KANGS..”

When we asked if 300 sticky notes was enough to hold the record forever he replied “Well, i had over 500 up there but they kept falling out. Im determined to set the bar higher”

More details tonight at 10