Local Rio Rancho Man Arrested for chasing snowflakes with a Blow torch

A Rio Rancho man is in hot water today after causing quite a scare in Santa Fe yesterday. At 230 pm local time Santa Fe police say Sean Miller of Rio Rancho was physically assulting anti Trump protesters and at one point using a blow torch to catch them on fire. One witness described the scene as horrific, claiming he only survived by hiding under his mothers Prius. We interviewed Ricardo Garcia of Espanola and he said ” The guy was all crazy a, in one hand he had like a flag and the other was like a big ass torch a, eee it was all crazy ese~”. Six snowflakes are in critical condition and Mr. Miller is currently out on bond. Govener Susanna Martinez had this to say about this incident, ” Sean Miller is a great American Patriot and I will pardon him if all charges. ” Democratic Senator Martin Heinrich also made a statement saying ” This guy is a lunatic, and clearly is involved with Russia, this is just awful and really really hurts my feelings!” We’ll follow up on this story as more information comes in, Happy 4th of July weekend !!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸