Local Somerville man rushed to hospital

Russell Rounbehler of Somerville ma. Was rushed to mass general early thursday morning with a large strap on dildo stuck in his rectum. Authorities say that Mr. Rounbehler had the sex toy strapped to his dog georgette and when e.m.t’s arrived they say the dog was still swinging between his legs and the very large black dildo was still shoved up his ass!!!! If ur interested in kinky shit, give russ a call.. Hes always down for anything…